karmasnotfakingit:

I’m not sure… I just come up with the plans.
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It’s ok. I know a guy.|

little-red-martin:



"Those shoes and shirt do not match. Are you color blind?" She asked, sounding completely serious.

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"Oh, I’m not like that. I don’t really care about those things"

little-red-martin:


"Hun, that outfit is a disaster waiting to happen."

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"What’s wrong with it?"

I feel like I should start making friends.
imageI’m Miley Stewart.

elsasolberg:


          ——That’s not what it is going to take, is it?

No sweetie, I was joking.

karmasnotfakingit:


I think your plan needs to incorporate spoons and a singing badger or it might never work.

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The pleasure is all mine, I’m selfish.

Crap. Where am I going to get a singing badger?


elsasolberg:


          Possibly, but I am craving them. 

Would you kill a man for this sweet?

karmasnotfakingit:


Just consoling broken hearts. What about yourself?
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I’m Karma Ashcroft.

That’s always fun. I’m trying to devise a plan to get the Ben and Jerrys from the freezer.
I’m Miley Stewart, Nice to meet you.

elsasolberg:

          Why is it that I can find every type of candy except the one that I want? 

That sucks. Could you live with having a mediocre sweet?